Twas the night before Christmas and all through the White House, not a creature was stirring not even that louse.
No hopes that Saint Nicholas would be coming there, the Obama's were in Hawaii spending our money vacationing there.
As Santa flew over the house's he rose such a clatter, screamed he promised you hope, but he's left you in tatters.
Yet I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight, you are Patriots all, keep up the good fight!
Merry Christmas my Patriot friends! God bless you and yours!